S L I P P Y
wed 22 jul buy $SLIPPY
SLIPPY
today's slippy RICH Slippy pays for the table.
yesterday was: auntie day 203. still no arms.
the agenda: pick a day, wake a slippy
the story is below
chapter one

There was a snake.

hatchling Slippy in the diorama tank

It hatched in a plastic terrarium on the desk of some guy who never logged off. The heat lamp was broken, so it warmed itself on the back of a mining rig.

chapter two

The internet got in.

little Slippy in the swarm gm ngmi wen 4:03am (99+) REPLY ALL she didn't text back one more game chart go up chart go down LFG ratio new notification group chat (3am) yeehaw? few understand

A snake's brain is small. The internet is not. Something had to give.

chapter three

Snakes shed skin.
Slippy sheds selves.

take a number
the session

They share one body.

None of them knows.

Every morning, one of them wakes up first.

PATIENT: SLIPPY Nº OF PATIENTS: 12

Session 1: patient insists he is a wellness influencer. Tank labeled COPIUM present. Refused to discuss the roommate.

session 1 / 12
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the session: evidence

The tapes.

EXHIBIT A
"the incident." Tuesday. 100x.
EXHIBIT B
"the yacht." Nobody knows whose day this was.

Footage recovered from the terrarium. The others deny everything.

CASE FILE Nº 203. SUBJECT: SLIPPY OPEN
chapter four

Eleven of him.

they never appear together. canon.
PERSONALITY FILE No.1
COPIUM
BELIEVES HE IS a wellness influencer on a breathwork retreat
"inhale gratitude. exhale reality."
PERSONALITY FILE No.2
COWBOY
BELIEVES HE IS a rodeo legend mid-ride. there is no bull.
"yeehaw."
PERSONALITY FILE No.3
GAMER
BELIEVES HE IS a pro esports athlete, one match from going pro
"LETSGOOO / this game is rigged"
PERSONALITY FILE No.4
DEGEN
BELIEVES HE IS retired at 23. from what, unclear.
"probably nothing"
PERSONALITY FILE No.5
PROFESSOR
BELIEVES HE IS tenured faculty. of what university, do not ask.
"Actually,"
PERSONALITY FILE No.6
RICH
BELIEVES HE IS generational wealth. the wallet is definitely his.
"We do not check prices."
PERSONALITY FILE No.7
GYM
BELIEVES HE IS a bodybuilder in his bulk phase
"we go again tomorrow."
PERSONALITY FILE No.8
WAGIE
BELIEVES HE IS assistant manager by Q4. it is happening.
"welcome to snake burger. may i take your bags"
PERSONALITY FILE No.9
AUNTIE
BELIEVES HE IS the matriarch. sees everything. approves of little.
"mmm."
PERSONALITY FILE No.10
RAGER
BELIEVES HE IS completely calm. ask literally anyone.
"WHO SOLD."
PERSONALITY FILE No.11
ROBIN HOOD
BELIEVES HE IS nobody knows. the coins come back redistributed.
"#11 was here."
WANTED: THE ONE NOBODY HAS SEEN. reward: coins.
chapter five

The one nobody has seen.

"The 11th shed happened somewhere new. A chain built by the people who named their app after his hero. He read the docs / nobody reads the docs. He said: this is where I rob the whales."

ROBINHOOD CHAIN the retail chain. he picked it himself.
$SLIPPY 0xf0568863195770965a6d8abb0aa87f4314b80320
THE FINE PRINT 1B supply. liquidity locked forever. no roadmap. no utility. signed, #11
ROB THE WHALES. FEED THE DEGENS. #11, probably
chapter six

All your moods are still you.

balance after chaos
the token

The Coin.

one coin. twelve opinions about what to do with it.
$SLIPPY
CA 0xf0568863195770965a6d8abb0aa87f4314b80320
1. get a wallet any wallet. slippy doesn't have hands, so you'll be holding for both of you.
2. fund it only what you can afford to explain to your auntie. if needed, bridge on littlejohn. bridge on littlejohn
3. buy $SLIPPY on littlejohn. paste the contract. press the button. welcome to the terrarium. buy on littlejohn
or. buy with a telegram bot for the ones who never leave telegram.
VAULT LEDGER AUDITED BY NOBODY
TOTAL SUPPLY 1,000,000,000 $SLIPPY
LIQUIDITY locked forever. the key is in the tank.
TEAM ALLOCATION zero. no arms to hold it.
TAXES 0% in. 0% out. he doesn't do paperwork.
signed, #6. from the good chair.
no roadmap. no utility. signed, #11
DANGER open pit. obviously.
the community

The Pit.

everyone is in it together. mostly down.
probably nothing gm LFG wen we do not check prices yeehaw we go again tomorrow
enter the pit → telegram watch the fall → X
Degen Slippy at the edge of the pit no floor. no financial advice. no arms.
you made it.
day 203. still no arms.
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